OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
kristin has been a bad kristin
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Randomize
