we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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