I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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