Walk of Shame. In a state park.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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