Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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