yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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