even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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