is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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