Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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