I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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