"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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