chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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