I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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