I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I can text with my tongue
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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