tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there's paper in my vomit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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