Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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