whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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