where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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