One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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