I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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