"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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