You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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