is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He did a backflip because drugs
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