who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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