Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My ATM looks so different sober.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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