I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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