its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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