He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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