Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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