Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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