Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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