New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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