I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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