i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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