It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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