wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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