yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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