I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she told me i tasted like america
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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