Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
