I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cut my penus on the lid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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