do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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