Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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