But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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