I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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