New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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