You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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