So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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