I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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