i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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