i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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